I've found my new love
He's got the intellect, yes, he's got the mind of
A great philosopher or artist so sure of his place in history
He's a mystery... (dadadada)
I saw him on t.v.
He looks so handsome and he's in a new movie
In which he really does all of his own stunts and his eyes are so green
He knows how to do everything but love me
He paints, writes poems, takes amazing photographs
But he's still humble, kindly signing autographs
His qualities so numerous, his flaws are so few
What's a girl to do? (dadadada)
And he's got strong views
Against all wars, against all human abuse
Quotes Joseph Campbell and he is trilingual fluently
He knows how to do everything but love me
He loves children and (of course) they love him back
Can sing, compose and can fend off an orc attack
His qualities so numerous, his flaws are so few
What's a girl to do? (dadadadada...)
Maybe one day he'll meet me
And I just know that I'll be tongue-tied completely
How could I ever let him know my devotion? It's such a shame
He knows how to do everything but love me.
